I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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