just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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