Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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