Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
That was an excessively violent trivia night
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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