he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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