No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
