I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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