One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The Olympian is in my bed
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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