I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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