dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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