I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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