Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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