Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
