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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall

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• (760): View more from California

  i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat

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  You are so not ready for motherhood

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me

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• (818): View more from California

  Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.

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• (310): View more from California

  Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits

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