Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time http://tfl.nu/brrk
  Replies (27) Good night (5006) Bad night (954)
• Favorite

  (650): View more from California

  I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (650): I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening. http://tfl.nu/kog8
  Replies (18) Good night (5998) Bad night (683)
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"

  (205): View more from Alabama

  pick me up NOW

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve" (205): pick me up NOW http://tfl.nu/weqr
  Replies (17) Good night (1292) Bad night (4806)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  this is something i pride myself on being below average for

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): this is something i pride myself on being below average for http://tfl.nu/tsy8
  Replies (7) Good night (2566) Bad night (1313)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge. http://tfl.nu/1ojy
  Replies (4) Good night (2686) Bad night (780)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times. http://tfl.nu/ao6t
  Replies (30) Good night (9607) Bad night (1228)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time. http://tfl.nu/4w7h
  Replies (21) Good night (2734) Bad night (1293)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate. http://tfl.nu/m6lj
  Replies (6) Good night (2387) Bad night (696)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed. (412): I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am http://tfl.nu/5n3j
  Replies (9) Good night (2978) Bad night (845)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass http://tfl.nu/wy91
  Replies (5) Good night (1511) Bad night (540)
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro". http://tfl.nu/wzks
  Replies (9) Good night (921) Bad night (1111)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever http://tfl.nu/354h
  Replies (4) Good night (942) Bad night (581)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable. http://tfl.nu/it4b
  Replies (5) Good night (953) Bad night (365)
• Favorite

  (924): View more from

  He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it

  (224): View more from Illinois

  Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (924): He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it (224): Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same http://tfl.nu/6art
  Replies (3) Good night (565) Bad night (300)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks. http://tfl.nu/gfjz
  Replies (2) Good night (540) Bad night (295)

Randomize