Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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