Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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