Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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