he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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