got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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