i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today