i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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