i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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