There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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