Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is classic penis vs brain.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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