I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think a kid would responsible me up
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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