It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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