the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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