is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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