grandma shit on top of the toilet
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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