i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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