Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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