do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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