does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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