The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the day after is always just damage control
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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