the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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