Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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