dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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