Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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