My hand turned me down
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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