Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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