Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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