How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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