Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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