i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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