So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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