He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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