you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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