And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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