Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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