i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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