if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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