Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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