I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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