Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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