Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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