just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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