I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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